Once a gangster, always a gangster.
Landmark occasion on my journey from skinny little shit: finally achieved fat guy abs.
AND I THOUGHT THIS STORY COULDN’T GET ANY BETTER…
The gift that keeps on giving.
It’s that entirely too many fucking people have run a marathon.
…if that’s all the Rays got for David Price, I’m going to be pretty discontented.
Still unfamiliar with those feels.
perks of dating me: u will be the hot one
Me. Around all food.
Does my uniform make me look fat?
Insecurity guard (via lamapalooza)